Panic Foretold
Yeah, horrible creatures. As if I’m going to be responsible for Earth filling up with those. I’ve seen enough reality TV and “Golden Girls” episodes to know better.
I like how he’s pointing right at me while he uses words like “strange beings”, and “horrible, dangerous, filthy creatures”. How is that supposed to make me feel? I should have used that old saying on him. You know, the one about whenever you point at someone you have uh..2 fingers pointing back at you. I guess that’s the comic version of that proverb.
Well, I still think Alan and his buddies have me beat on the whole dangerous creature thing. I can clearly remember an attempt to “string me up” with Cat5 at a LAN party. Geeks, man. They’re vicious. You gotta give ‘em their space.


