March 21st, 2007
Fight Code Obesity
Let’s face it, it’s a real problem these days. Bloated software. Just look at your WoW or Valve folder. Gigabytes upon gigabytes. And how much of it is really necessary? How much of it is solid muscle and how much is bulging, useless, ugly fat. A product of laziness. It’s time we required our software to be disciplined and shapely. No more buying bigger hard drives to accommodate our fatty functions and lardy loops. Oh, no. It’s time instead to figure out what is useful and what is excess! It’s time to rise up and….
OK, nevermind. That’s as far as I can take it.
March 21st, 2007 at 9:09 am
Ok, First bald people, now Obesity. When will it stop? Unibrow?
Don’t hate the programs beacuse thay are full of twinkies? Maybe all that code is there for a reason, to feel big and out there. To be a presence on your Hard Drive. To have a voice, and shout……
ok I’m done.
March 21st, 2007 at 9:44 am
LOL, Tab! Unibrow…Hmmmmm….
I just cracked up looking at my coloring because I just realized I changed the colors on the can in the 2nd frame and didn’t go back and change it on the first… I better fix that… I guess these things happen when you do your strip at 1 a.m….stupidity doesn’t help, either…
March 21st, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Its just that he changed the code…its a feature of the strip, not a flaw ;D
March 21st, 2007 at 12:22 pm
That would be funny to see someone changing colors due to a fight between the CPU and OS. Or Alan just having fun with a co-worker(code worker) messing with their data. hummmmmm
March 22nd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
do they make a pill for that?
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
I believe it’s a magical, color-changing shake.
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:57 pm
No, it’s a remote, given to you by Christopher Walken.
Just head to your nearest Bed, Bath, and Way Beyond.
March 31st, 2007 at 1:30 am
Are you sure its not a diet pop he is drinking in frame 2, and that is why he is shrinking?