August 1st, 2007
Horse Sense
This is just a random one that came to me while driving to work past a horse that was just chillin right by the highway. And I wondered what was going through his mind… And I thought maybe he was enjoying the sight of all those cars going by. No longer being the main mode of transportation in the west… And maybe he was just wishing he had a trunk monkey.
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August 1st, 2007 at 7:01 am
Hey!
August 1st, 2007 at 7:06 am
Come to think of it, wouldn’t a trunk monkey have been the perfect solution for that (insert appropriate four-letter word here) that they caught in the Boise park last Friday??? I can’t help but think of the one with the guy trying to steal the car and ending up being thrown off the bridge. Perfect!!!
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/
August 1st, 2007 at 8:37 am
Nice.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:52 pm
You should have had Nergon and Alan on the fence in the background.
Part of Nergon’s studies of Earth.
August 1st, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Yes, I would love to see a trunk monkey beating the snot out of that dood with a tire iron. Maybe we should incorporate monkeys into our penal system. “I sentence you to 400 hours of communtiy service and thirty days in a cell with a trunk monkey.”
August 6th, 2007 at 12:39 am
[...] I just realized that as of the Horse Sense post, this site has been up as is for a year. Wow. I feel like Andy Richter back when he was “running” an ongoing marathon race on Conan O’Brien’s then new show and one day just walked across the finish line without noticing it. Then he happened to look down and raised his arms in victory. So that’s what I’m doing now. Metaphorically. [...]