Another day another sarcastic comment.

Ouch.

Fang through the heart and you're to blame...

It took a lot of work for me... 

It's sad how this actually has become closer to reality over the years since I did this one.

Good thing he gave up.  I think he was about to contract tennis-watcher's-neck.

Enough with the talking animal jokes already.  I think that's 2 so far.

Might be time for a new data-collection strategy.

Live and learn.

I should probably never color this one...

Training Shmaining.

No freaks is a pretty good general rule for one's life.

Bbbrraaaaiiiinnnss....  Well if she can't hold this job, she can probably get a job on AMC.

By gosh, it is.

Everybody's got an opinion.

Fashion police...

I don't know if mall surveys are even a thing anymore.  It's been a good long while since I was approached in such a way.  Here's hoping they're actually long gone.